April 2011
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Your royal wedding guest name - Start with either Lord or Lady. Your first name is one of your grandparents’ names. Your surname is the name of your first pet, double-barrelled with the name of the street you grew up on.
Lady Shirley Jack-Lowell
Has a nice to ring to it, I’d say. Chip, chip, cheerio!
LADY LYLA SAMMY-HILL
Lady Jane Rocky-Ka’ahumanu. whoa.
Lady Thelma Kingston-John F. Kennedy eeeps.
“A lot of the cynicism and comedic dysfunction is gone from the show now. Sue can’t call Kurt “Lady” because it’s hurtful; Emma’s OCD is no longer adorable or funny; it’s an Illness. These are true things. It IS hurtful to gay kids to be called names by teachers and OCD IS an illness. But the show used to gleefully (intended pun) wallow in a sort of “Oh lighten up” attitude instead of the message-oriented Afterschool Specials we’re getting now… We can accept the show’s turn towards its teen audience. That’s where the money is, after all. It’s not a criticism to say the show has done this. It’s just that we’re a lot less invested in things now that the show has mainstreamed itself so much and we miss the darkness on the edges that originally made us fans.”
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Tom & Lorenzo on ‘Born This Way’ (via tirra-lirra)
I miss old Glee
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People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. ‘For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.’
If you didn’t know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you’d seen.
They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be OK? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren’t unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee.’
So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you’re in a science fiction movie. And whisper, ‘The creature is regenerating itself.’
” —George Carlin, Brain Droppings (via liquidnight)cake in jar
allow me to bring your attention to the most wonderous development in nomz sector this millenium.
Cake. In. Jar.
go forth and get massively fat.
BRAND NEW WRITING ALBUM
Brand New are currently writing their next album but are trying to write “something happier.” We’ll keep you posted on the bands next album.
=D
I feel like I annoy every single person I talk to.
