August 2010
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July 2010
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day 5. A letter to a celebrity you want to kick in...
So apparently I jumped the gun on the celebrity part in my last letter post, so I must choose another celebrity.
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
You must be slow mentally and none of the “adoring” world knows this. I mean you were wearing a ankle monitor and drinking alky. The monitors sole purpose is to monitor alcohol intake on it’s wearer. You drank and it knew it and now you’re...
Oh dear →
Enjoy being single. Why does losing all your friends, never having sex and...
– DJ Ross Star to me via txt today (via mattinreallife)
True Matt <3
edit-day 4. A letter to someone you want to kick...
Dear Billy Joe Armstrong,
I have been tasked with writing a letter to someone you want to kick in the face expressing why you want to kick them in the face, my someone is you. I can’t stand you or you whining voice. Your songs are long and monotonous, they honestly make me want to rip my ears from my head and feed them the piranhas. On top of that abbreviated list of reasons I want to...
Ilene Woods, Voice of Disney's 'Cinderella,' Dead... →
No =(