Metal Tongs in a Blender: Archive

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May 28th

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Not cool.

I am in my bedroom, door shut and it starts banging and the handle is being turned and I am telling whoever it is to come in. 20 seconds into it doing this, it just stops. I sat in my room for a good 2 minutes before coming out to ask who just tried to scare me and everyone is gone. WTF. Not cool. =( And now my door shall remain locked.

May 27th

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May 23rd

This is a nice happy article about a German... →

Nice! (via jorshuwah)

May 21st

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May 20th

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THERE IS A FUCK YEAH FOR MY WIG. →

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May 17th

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May 16th

FUCK YEAH LOST!: How to Make a Peanut Butter... →

mattinreallife: Jack 1. Gather ingredients 2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?” 3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients 4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly Kate 1. Make separate sandwiches, one…

May 14th

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The Daily What →

Ohhh whaaaaat?!

May 14th